Saturday, 15 November 2014

Freshman lawmakers, don't do this


Washington (CNN) -- Welcome to Washington, freshman lawmakers!









Mia Love is the first Republican African American woman ever elected in Congress. She will now represent Utah's District 2 in the House. Mia Love is the first Republican African American woman ever elected in Congress. She will now represent Utah's District 2 in the House.



Following a highly contested senate race, Rep. Tom Cotton managed to unseat Democratic Sen. Mark Pryor. He is the first Iraq and Afghanistan War veteran to serve in the Senate. Following a highly contested senate race, Rep. Tom Cotton managed to unseat Democratic Sen. Mark Pryor. He is the first Iraq and Afghanistan War veteran to serve in the Senate.



New York Republican Elise Stefanik just became the youngest woman ever elected in Congress. The 30 year old beat Democrat Aaron Wolf with a 20 percentage point margin. New York Republican Elise Stefanik just became the youngest woman ever elected in Congress. The 30 year old beat Democrat Aaron Wolf with a 20 percentage point margin.



Republican Joni Ernst won the Iowa Senate seat, which formerly belonged to her Democratic challenger Bruce Braley. She is the first woman to represent Iowa in the U.S. Senate. Republican Joni Ernst won the Iowa Senate seat, which formerly belonged to her Democratic challenger Bruce Braley. She is the first woman to represent Iowa in the U.S. Senate.



David Rouzer became the first Republican in 140 years to represent North Carolina's District 7. He formerly served as a state legislator and lobbyist. David Rouzer became the first Republican in 140 years to represent North Carolina's District 7. He formerly served as a state legislator and lobbyist.



After a highly contested senate race, Rep. Cory Gardner pushed ahead of Democratic incumbent Sen. Mark Udall. After a highly contested senate race, Rep. Cory Gardner pushed ahead of Democratic incumbent Sen. Mark Udall.



In one of the few Democratic takeovers, Gwen Graham unseated two-term Republican Rep. Steve Southerland. She is the first woman to represent Florida's District 2 in the House.In one of the few Democratic takeovers, Gwen Graham unseated two-term Republican Rep. Steve Southerland. She is the first woman to represent Florida's District 2 in the House.



Republican Thom Tillis managed to edge ahead of North Carolina Democratic incumbent Sen. Kay Hagan following an aggresive neck-and-neck senate race. Republican Thom Tillis managed to edge ahead of North Carolina Democratic incumbent Sen. Kay Hagan following an aggresive neck-and-neck senate race.



Rep. Shelley Moore Capito became West Virginia's first female senator after defeating Democrat Natalie Tennant on Tuesday. She is also the first Republican elected to the Senate in over 55 years. Rep. Shelley Moore Capito became West Virginia's first female senator after defeating Democrat Natalie Tennant on Tuesday. She is also the first Republican elected to the Senate in over 55 years.



Mike Bost, known for his fiery rants as an Illinois state legislator, will now represent District 12 in the U.S. House of Representatives. Mike Bost, known for his fiery rants as an Illinois state legislator, will now represent District 12 in the U.S. House of Representatives.



After losing his reelection two years ago, Republican Bob Dold will be heading back to D.C. representing Illinois' 11th District. After losing his reelection two years ago, Republican Bob Dold will be heading back to D.C. representing Illinois' 11th District.



After serving as senator for New York's District 1 since 2002, Republican Lee Zeldin will represent the Long Island district on the national level. After serving as senator for New York's District 1 since 2002, Republican Lee Zeldin will represent the Long Island district on the national level.



Former South Dakota Gov. Mike Rounds defeat his Democratic and Independent challengers for the state's open senate seat. Former South Dakota Gov. Mike Rounds defeat his Democratic and Independent challengers for the state's open senate seat.



Will Hurd, a former CIA officer, defeated incumbent Democrati Rep. Pete Gallego in Texas 23rd Congressional District race. Will Hurd, a former CIA officer, defeated incumbent Democrati Rep. Pete Gallego in Texas 23rd Congressional District race.



Republican Cresent Hardy unexpectedly pulled ahead of Democratic Rep. Steven Horsford, unseating the first term representative in Nevada's 4th District. Republican Cresent Hardy unexpectedly pulled ahead of Democratic Rep. Steven Horsford, unseating the first term representative in Nevada's 4th District.



Republican Rob Blum has gone from businessman to holding public office after he won Iowa's 1st Congressional District race. Republican Rob Blum has gone from businessman to holding public office after he won Iowa's 1st Congressional District race.



Rep. Steve Daines has become the first Republican to represent Montana in the U.S. Senate after Democrats controlled that seat for over a century. Daines, a former businessman, was elected to the House in 2012. Rep. Steve Daines has become the first Republican to represent Montana in the U.S. Senate after Democrats controlled that seat for over a century. Daines, a former businessman, was elected to the House in 2012.



Republican businessman Rick Allen ousted Democratic incumbent Rep. John Barrow from his Georgia District 12 seat.Republican businessman Rick Allen ousted Democratic incumbent Rep. John Barrow from his Georgia District 12 seat.



Republican Frank Guinta ousted Rep. Carol Shea-Porter in New Hampshire's 1st District. He formerly served as mayor of Manchester, NH. Republican Frank Guinta ousted Rep. Carol Shea-Porter in New Hampshire's 1st District. He formerly served as mayor of Manchester, NH.



Republican John Katko's recent surge in the polls managed to lead him to victory in New York's 24th Congressional District. He unseated Democratic incumbent Rep. Dan Maffei. Republican John Katko's recent surge in the polls managed to lead him to victory in New York's 24th Congressional District. He unseated Democratic incumbent Rep. Dan Maffei.



Republican Carlos Curbelo flipped a South Florida Democratic Congressional District. Curbelo managed to beat Democratic first- term incumbent Jose Garcia. Republican Carlos Curbelo flipped a South Florida Democratic Congressional District. Curbelo managed to beat Democratic first- term incumbent Jose Garcia.



West Virginia State Sen. Evan Jenkins unseated Democratic incumbent Nick Rahall, who has represented District 3 for three decades. West Virginia State Sen. Evan Jenkins unseated Democratic incumbent Nick Rahall, who has represented District 3 for three decades.







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New members of CongressNew members of Congress






Historic firsts for the GOP

By now you and your colleagues are settling in for the first days of your week-long official orientation session. You're learning so many exciting things about the new job and probably getting plenty of helpful advice.


We hope you paid particularly close attention Friday morning during your breakfast panel, "If I Knew Then What I Know Now" and plan to attend your ethics briefing on Monday. Here are the links to the 456-page House Ethics Manual and the 530-page Senate Ethics Manual, by the way.


History, alas, suggests that not everyone heeds the wisdom imparted upon them during these important meetings.


So, in case you zoned out during orientation or haven't made it through the ethics manual, we wanted to offer some advice of our own.


Here's a list of helpful tips inspired by some of the past (and still current!) colleagues of your esteemed chamber.


Don't post pictures of your underwear on Twitter.


Don't send kinky messages to underage page boys from your office computer.


Don't make out with members of your staff in front of security cameras.


Don't try to buy drugs off undercover police officers in Dupont Circle.


Don't sit with a wide stance while visiting the bathroom stall at the Minneapolis Airport.


Don't include pictures of your face while soliciting sex from random women on Craigslist during the annual party retreat.


Don't get caught with a stripper near the Tidal Basin.


Don't threaten to break reporters in half and throw them over a balcony in front of a news camera.


Best of luck to the 114th Congress.



Meet the woman with 50 mustaches






S. Van Lokey has a thing for characters and mustaches. She likens this guy to an old science professor from the 1930s or '40s.S. Van Lokey has a thing for characters and mustaches. She likens this guy to an old science professor from the 1930s or '40s.

"This one, I liked it because I don't know what was going on with my hair but it looked like I didn't have much of it," Lokey said. She has a special fondness for thick, bushy mustaches."This one, I liked it because I don't know what was going on with my hair but it looked like I didn't have much of it," Lokey said. She has a special fondness for thick, bushy mustaches.

Lokey uses black face paint to darken her hair and to get the five o'clock shadow looking just right. It takes about 30 minutes to put the makeup on, then 10 or 15 minutes to take the pictures, and just a few minutes adding the filters to achieve the finished look.Lokey uses black face paint to darken her hair and to get the five o'clock shadow looking just right. It takes about 30 minutes to put the makeup on, then 10 or 15 minutes to take the pictures, and just a few minutes adding the filters to achieve the finished look.

No Photoshop manipulation here, but Lokey adds filters that give the images an old-timey feel.No Photoshop manipulation here, but Lokey adds filters that give the images an old-timey feel.

She created this character after looking at photos of 1930s silent film stars. "My hair only does so much, but I tried to get the part the best I could. The amount of gel in there takes forever to wash out."She created this character after looking at photos of 1930s silent film stars. "My hair only does so much, but I tried to get the part the best I could. The amount of gel in there takes forever to wash out."

One in a series inspired by a headshot of 1930s and '40s film star Errol Flynn. Lokey extends her jaw or turns her head in a certain way so she can manipulate the look without having to use Photoshop.One in a series inspired by a headshot of 1930s and '40s film star Errol Flynn. Lokey extends her jaw or turns her head in a certain way so she can manipulate the look without having to use Photoshop.


S. Van Lokey, sans mustache.

S. Van Lokey, sans mustache.

"I was going for kind of a '50s movie star. Back then it seemed like everybody smoked. I've got gray sides on my hair and use face paint to make my hair darker.""I was going for kind of a '50s movie star. Back then it seemed like everybody smoked. I've got gray sides on my hair and use face paint to make my hair darker."

"I posted a picture a few weeks ago on Facebook, and someone said I looked like William Faulkner. This was an attempt to look like him, but it didn't quite work out because his mustache was very different than the one I had. I didn't have one like his.""I posted a picture a few weeks ago on Facebook, and someone said I looked like William Faulkner. This was an attempt to look like him, but it didn't quite work out because his mustache was very different than the one I had. I didn't have one like his."

Lokey pulls inspiration for her characters from her Italian relatives and old photographs she finds online. Lokey pulls inspiration for her characters from her Italian relatives and old photographs she finds online.

"This guy probably is some smarmy butler," Lokey imagines. "Thinks he's better than he really is.""This guy probably is some smarmy butler," Lokey imagines. "Thinks he's better than he really is."









  • The Movember Foundation challenges men to grow mustaches in November to raise awareness for men's health

  • Photographer S. Van Lokey was inspired to take her own "hairied" journey

  • "If someone can't recognize me, I have done my job," she says




(CNN) -- It's Movember, that time of year when men everywhere grow ridiculous looking mustaches to raise awareness about men's health.


Dallas photographer S. Van Lokey may not be able to grow a bushy mustache, but that hasn't stopped her from taking her own "hairied" journey.


Yes, that's a woman in those photos.


For the second year in a row, the short-haired, part-time office manager has been transforming herself into old-timey mustached men with the help of black face paint, some hair gel, a few props and an iPhone. She shoots hundreds of photos in slightly different poses and picks her favorites to make her Facebook profile picture throughout the month. She recently shared some of them on CNN iReport with the headline "Just a crazy woman wearing mustaches."




S. Van Lokey, sans mustache

S. Van Lokey, sans mustache



As she describes it, "What started out as a wacky Movember mustache photo project turned into a serious exercise in making me unrecognizable even to myself."


Send us your Movember selfies


While some of these mustached-characters may look familiar, most aren't based on real people though Lokey draws inspiration from her Italian family and old photographs she finds online. She estimates she owns more than 50 mustaches of varying thicknesses, her favorite being the big and bushy style. This year, in particular, she's going with a '40s-inspired look.


She's modest about her talents, hesitating to call herself an artist despite a degree in painting and drawing and a freelance art and photography business.


"I love doing it and it's definitely fun," she said. "I try not to fixate too much on just one. It either works or it doesn't."


It all started last year around this time. Lokey had some goofy stick-on mustaches lying around. She decided to take a picture wearing one and post it on Facebook in honor of the Movember campaign. She thought about posting one every day of the month, but quickly got bored. That's when the characters began to come to life. Lokey used props she found around the house and bought more realistic-looking mustaches from an online theater supply shop.




Lokey uses an eyeliner pencil for thin mustaches

Lokey uses an eyeliner pencil for thin mustaches



"I decided to spice it up a little, and then eventually my friends were like, 'I don't even see you in this photo.' And that made me think, 'Wow, let me see what I can really do with this.' "


Soon, Lokey's friends were finding her pictures unrecognizable and her face completely lost in the midst of makeup and facial hair.


Lokey says she has always liked playing characters. You can see her zany sketches on YouTube, including a woman named Penny, who she describes as "this drunk person who's really drunk all the time."


After last year's Movember series, she compiled her characters in a self-published book for her friends. If she ever makes any real money from the book, she says she'll donate a portion of the proceeds to the Movember Foundation.


To become her mustachioed men, Lokey plays around with accents and poses, extending her jaw or turning her head in a certain way to manipulate the look. Then it's time for the shot. No fancy camera or tripod here -- Lokey does it, selfie-style, with an iPhone 5S.


For the final effects, she makes no alterations in Photoshop but uses photo apps on her phone to add filters, brighten the images and achieve the vintage feel.


"Even though my pictures are not real, in that I'm trying to be someone else, I try to make sure they're real without altering them too much digitally," she said. "Keeping the fake real is what I'm trying to do."


The entire process can take a couple hours and ends with Lokey looking nothing like herself.


"People ask me, 'Oh, who is this in the photo? And I'm always like, that's me,' " she said. "My stepdad tells me all the time that it's not me in the photos."


And that's exactly what she wants.


"My goal is to lose myself," she said. "If someone can't recognize me, I have done my job."